Yesterday was kind of like one big trial. I met with shrinky-poo and found out that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF MY SYMPTOMS IS RELATED TO STRESS!!! She said things won’t start getting better until I get rid of some of the stress. So…
We got to the ultrasound appointment, only the people in radiology didn’t know we were coming. Fortunately they’re in the same building as the doc’s office. Over to the doc’s receptionist – she got the lousy fucking nurse to call in the orders finally. Back to radiology. Fifteen minutes later and he had a clean bill of health. Some of the veins or something in his sack are a little larger than on the other side, but it’s totally normal. There goes a little stress.
Josh was quite and sullen almost all evening. We finally had sex but it wasn’t that great. This morning I did manage to get him up in time to go for the oil change. We got there only to find that they’d moved. We found it and gave the guy the list of all the things that needed to be done. While we were waiting we managed to break the couch in the waiting room. I am such a fat ass.
From there we went to the blood test. That was fine, in and out with no problems. Off to breakfast. Off to the grocery store. We got all of that taken care of, but as we were walking out Josh says to me, “I’m gonna have to invite Jeremy over so I can drink some beer.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
Home to unload then out to Costco. Got everything there with no problems, including birthday gifts for my nieces. Then off to get the brat. She talked non-stop for the entire car trip to the mall – something like 20 minutes. Josh kept trying to tell me something and she just kept cutting him off. Got to the mall and went to the Body Shop. I had to drop $18 on fucking lip balm for her because she couldn’t decide which of 3 flavors she liked best. Over to the tea shop to get me some fancy-schmancy tea. Had to buy German Almonds because both of them insisted. Time for lunch. She insisted on getting an Orange Julius and then hasn’t drank but maybe 1/4 of it. Josh helped himself to mine and drank about 1/2.
Off to Hobby Lobby to get supplies for my Christmas present, or so I thought. Josh got the canvas and a toy car and decided he doesn’t know yet about the colors he needs. FUCK. Ok, they don’t have the yarn I want for Rob’s hat so we headed to Michael’s. I was fuming by this point. No, fuck, Michael’s doesn’t have it either, we’ll head home. DETOUR on the road, have to cut through a neighborhood I’m not familiar with. I finally got us out but we were probably 2 miles from where we started.
So now we’re home. I’ve cleaned the bathroom, folded two loads of laundry, put the stuff in the washer in the dryer and started another load. They’re sitting on the couch, snuggled up tight, watching tv.
COULD SOMEONE JUST PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME NOW???